Within the Harry Potter universe, an invisibility cloak is used to make the wearer invisible. In my experience, it is not necessary to inherit a magical piece of clothing from your tragically murdered wizard father to become completely invisible; you just have to don a polo shirt and half-apron.
Something about wearing a uniform [...]

On a quick break and couldn’t resist sharing some things that are keeping me amused today:
*New Manager-in-Training picks his nose. On the floor. In front of god, your mother, and everybody. It freaks me out. Not that I don’t get boogies, but I certainly don’t demonstrate their removal for my customers. [...]

Near the end of a very long day, today, a woman startled me from my stupor. “Where are your peanuts?” she asked. I had to think for a moment, having just had a NSFW conversation with a coworker about, well, not peanuts, exactly, but something pronounced quite similarly. While I was processing [...]

Taking a break from the sass for a quick sec to say that I am nominated for Best New Blog here. I know it is supercool to act like I don’t care, but I do. Not about winning, but about the squee-worthiness of being nominated. I am flattered that people are reading [...]

My coworkers are a motley bunch. The majority (be it a slim one) of them are pleasant enough and somewhat intelligent. However, there are a few that really stand out in one way or another, mostly in their ignorance. Here is an encounter I witnessed on my first day on the job, [...]