A woman was standing in front of my stem display (did I mention that I am currently the Flower Girl? Big “F”, Big “G”, thanks.), frowning. I took a deep breath (I smelled this coming, why did I ask?) and said, “Good Morning! Can I help you find something?” She pushed some tulips toward my [...]

About a year and a half ago, I was thecheckoutgirl at a mall clothing store. I prefer not to say exactly which one, but it rhymes with Cold Gravy. Though grocery is my specialty, it was great not to wear a uniform for a while, and a really easy job. One weekday, I was stuck [...]

Okay, listen up, people, because I am about to keep it real, Dr. Phil-style. I am normally a somewhat patient person, but have been pushed to my limit, lately, by people who come into my store acting like it is their first day on this planet, or, at the very least, first day out of [...]

The “expensive trash” woman came back tonight, after I left, and complained about me. The boss called me at home to chastise me for it. Not sure what planet he is from, but it is in the galaxy OhNoHeDidn’t, which is near a giant black hole where his common sense used to be. Somebody call [...]

Does anyone know why I attracted every crazy person in Richmond, today? Pretty sure I am not wearing my insanity panties or my Cuckoo No 5 perfume, yet they flocked to me. Examples: One woman was sort of frowning and looking around, obviously perplexed about something. I asked if I could help her in some [...]