Anyone who has met me in person can attest to the fact that I am the clumsiest girl who ever lived. It is not at all uncommon for me to be sporting the fashion statement of several band-aids, various bruises, and ripped jeans. Not the cool kind of ripped that you pay hundreds of dollars [...]
Okay, so Mr. MayOrMayNotHavePoopedInTheAttic really got my goat today (what does that expression even MEAN?) and I have to share, natch.
The situation was ridiculously simple. We had a delivery and got WAY too much of one product. For illustrative purposes, we will call him PITA (Pooped In The Attic or Pain In The Ass, whichevs) [...]
Did you know that a French girl named Anna Sam wrote a book about the “Tribulations of a Cashier“? First, she had a blog, which she used to vent her frustrations, then was asked to write the book, which has been reprinted 19 times in France and has sold 100,000 copies. Now, there is a [...]
In the movies, there are a few formulas that seem to guarantee catastrophe: arrogant teens partying at a remote lake house, a cop close to retirement taking one last case, a man going off to war with unresolved issues at home, any Disney princess falling in love. We know these things going in, and can [...]
