Dear Customer in the Tiny Jogging Shorts,
Now that I’ve seen your testicles, where do we go from here?
Curiously,
TCG
Dear Coworker,
Your current intense manic state is, dare I say it, at least three times as annoying as your dramatic, depressed state. What do I have to do to convince you to lay on the floor and breathe [...]
In the course of speaking with a friend the other day, I mused (inwardly) that I may be one of them thar Mean Girls. The conversation included us laughing about the subtle tricks I play on customers to keep myself amused. In my defense, I was unpopular in high school. In everyone else’s defense, maybe [...]
When last we left our heroine, she was loaded up with Vicodin and had just been knocked flat by the seedier side of the healthcare system…
The next day, I had an ultrasound of my middle parts. It was fairly uneventful, and unobtrusive, for which I was glad. After all, I was still stinging from the [...]
I tweeted about this earlier today, but the situation was so absurd that I just had to explain about “anxiety girl”.
She was dumped by her boyfriend a week ago, today. They lived together and he asked her to move out, expressing his need for “space”. Is there still a woman left on earth who doesn’t [...]
