My coworker is the first person in the history of the world to have a baby. I mean ever. She just found out she is pregnant and already this girl is so full of drama, the Royal Shakespeare Company would be jealous.
Now, before you accuse me of being a “hater”, know this: this girl [...]

Proof that my combination of networking and dirty jokes is paying off, I am currently profiled on the website for Richmond Grid magazine.
Check it out here: TCG Grid Profile
Special thanks to Paul Spicer, their New Media Editor, for calling me a “Local Social Media Celeb”. Check him out on twitter here: @paulspicer. And follow [...]

At work, the hours before the doors swing open and the customers invade are my favorite. My coworkers are fresh, not having been abused by demanding and unreasonable people just yet, the store is clean, and the soundtrack is the quiet hum of preparation.
One of my favorite things to do in the still of [...]

Feet have been a hot topic of discussion at work lately. Naturally, this was spurred on by me and my rebellious ankles. I always knew those knobby little guys would be trouble.
Our corporate head of human resources visited the store about two weeks ago, in a huff. She and I have a tempestuous relationship, [...]

I was informed, via a Google Alert, that someone else was using the name “The Checkout Girl”. Big whoop, I thought, whomever she is, she can’t be as rad as me. Well, I was right. And wrong. But mostly right.
A new book was published just today, titled “The Checkout Girl“. It was written by a [...]