For those of you playing along at home, the latest installment of 100 Bad Dates is up at RVANews: Bad Date #47 And, just in case you missed the last one: Bad Date #46 Pass It Along:

I tweeted today that I was going to find whomever originated the idea that “The customer is always right” and punch him in the wiener. I was and wasn’t joking. For instance, IRL I would have used more curse words but 140 is limiting and my favorite baddie is 12 letters long. The worst part [...]

So, the adventures of Embarazada Loca (or, as one reader dubbed her, “Pregzilla”) have begun. As far as I can tell, most of her ailments are fat-related, only now she feels free to bemoan them because there is a grape-sized being inhabiting her womb. Since I am also a chunky monkey, my favorite comeback to [...]

It’s Friday night so everythang is poppin’, people. Actually, it’s Thursday night, but by the time you read this it will be Friday and that Ice Cube reference will be both fresh and current. I thought I’d get your weekend started with some fun things I recommend for killing time at work or on your [...]

Princess Barefoot, who has still not worn socks EVEN ONCE, has been cleaning house like mad. It doesn’t come off as a desperate assertion of power, so much as a long-shirked chore come to the point of no longer being avoidable. Kind of like the Duggar family, whom we can only ignore for so long [...]