The next installment of 100 Bad Dates is up. Now with more teenage angst!
Bad Date #2

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I was recently felt-up by the long arm of Johnny Law.
Pulled over for speeding in a spot that’s notorious for being a trap (my bad), I tried both pulling down my shirt and working up some tears, but was still issued a ticket. With my spotless record on the line, I opted to go [...]

The next installment of 100 Bad Dates is up. Like a date with a pirate, somebody’s booty gets plundered!
Bad Date #80

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The new wrinkle in the balls that are my work life is this, I have been sentenced to the Saturday night shift. Now I won’t pretend that I had an active social life and this is killing it, but I am generally off on Sundays and Saturday night was the one time I could go [...]

coworker and I walk by just as Pregzilla, who is talking to a manager, says: “…I was so mad.”
coworker, to ‘zilla: “why? did you realize that your fetus is already smarter than you?”
customer, to coworker: “this sign says these apples are organic, but the stickers on the apples don’t.”
coworker: “oh! yeah, this is the wrong [...]