As much as I put up a sassy front, I am, at heart, an apple polisher. I always have been. I was the girl in class who would raise her arm the highest, volunteer to lead every group project, and stay after school to help teachers clean up. Sycophantic much? Yes. Even in college, I [...]
The next installment of 100 Bad Dates is up. It includes a sexy party and in no way is that depressing. Checkout the latest! Bad Date #63 Pass It Along:
My customers are cross today. Example #1… me: “Hi. May I help you?” female customer: “Yes. I don’t like any of these flowers.” me: *blinkblink* her, with an expectant look: “…” me: “Annnnnd, how can I help you with that?” her: “I guess you can’t” and walks away. Example #2… female customer: “EXCUSE ME!” me: [...]
RVA News, the fine website that features 100 Bad Dates, and its creators Ross and Valerie Catrow, were recently profiled on NBC12.com. They said nice things about me, which is pretty much my favorite thing. Read here, and be sure to click the video on the right to see the RVA News crew in action! [...]
I have a coworker that, on top of being a close talker, a too-infrequent blinker, a toucher, and inappropriately familiar, might also be a feeder. Imagine, if you will, Steve Buscemi with a porn ‘stache and coke bottle glasses that really magnify his creepeyes. Now imagine him volunteering to work every Saturday morning and bringing [...]
