Friday, November 13th, 2009
Adventures Of A Hot Dating Mess
The next installment of 100 Bad Dates is up and it will have you asking “What can brown do for you?”. Bad Date #55 Pass It Along:
Entries from November 2009
Friday, November 13th, 2009
The Good Girl
A woman came in today, wearing Coach rain boots, a Coach scarf, and carrying a Coach bag (how do I know this? everything was emblazoned with the very-much-about-being-seen “C” logo). She was pleasant enough, asking about flowers and talking about the weather, until she accidentally misstepped and knocked over a small display. Her whole attitude [...]
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
They’re Ruthless But They Smell Nice
Customer: “How do you guys get such great flowers for so cheap?” Me: “Flower Mafia.” Pass It Along:
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
The Journal Of Curious Letters
Dear Customer, Look, we all do it. Everybody takes things that don’t belong to them. Who doesn’t have a cache of pilfered pens and paper clips at home, courtesy of their office? T-shirts and cd’s, courtesy of their ex? A tummy full of grapes, courtesy of their local grocery store? It’s totally natural, like a [...]
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
Adventures Of A Hot Dating Mess
The next installment of 100 Bad Dates is up, wherein I make mistakes (gasp), he makes mistakes, and someone has wheels for legs. Bad Date #18 Pass It Along:
