This week I’m training a new Assistant Manager for another location. Hooray! You know what I totally DO have time for in the week between Christmas and New Year’s? Babysitting. Especially when it’s another turd that they fished from the seemingly bottomless potty labeled “People Qualified To Make Twice As Much Money As TCG”. This [...]
As you may or may not know, the fine folks over at Style Weekly had enough to drink one night to decide that it was a good idea to give me my own advice column in their grown up ladies magazine, Belle. The next morning, when they had sobered up, well, it was too late. [...]
My newest bad date has been posted at RVANews and someone gets felt up but good!
Bad Date #50
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Dear Internet: I am addicted to stimulants. There, I said it. I can’t get through my day without the help of coffee, tea, Excedrin, and Red Bull. And, when I say “can’t”, I mean literally CAN’T because if I don’t partake I first get a searing migraine, then fall into a deep, coma-like sleep. Since [...]
The latest installment of 100 Bad Dates is up at RVA News. In it, I casually discuss someone’s small penis. Hint: It’s not my own.
Bad Date #30
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