The extremely demure woman that has been doing her Assistant Manager training in our store is proving to be quite the character. And by “character”, I mean “complete psycho who was obviously raised by ill-mannered wolves”. This week she is learning the ropes in the Deli Dept and today was helping in the prep room. [...]

One of the biggest complaints I have about my job is how physically demanding it is. Playing with flowers is all well and good but processing them involves lifting several hundred pounds, three times a week. After putting them on a cart and hauling them to my department, they must be chopped and put into [...]

www.toothpastefordinner.com Dear Hooters Girls: When I wrote this post, I figured that it would come across as satirical and that anyone who didn’t know me would look at my “About TCG” page and say “Oh, this girl performed sexual acts on camera for money so I won’t take her too seriously”. Apparently, that’s not the [...]

The newest installment in the 100 Bad Dates saga has been posted over at RVA News. My dad mentioned he had never read any of my dates and I said please don’t start this week. Read it and see why. Bad Date #77 Pass It Along:

From time to time I’ll kick around the idea of leaving behind the glamorous world of the modern supermarket to live the carefree life of someone who works for tips. Why on earth would I do something like that, you ask? Well, I already spend my days being nice to assholes, and my wage isn’t [...]