This might turn out to be one of the more astute observations I’ve made. Considering astuteness is sort of what I pride myself on, that’s saying something. For now, back to the beginning… It all started when one of my Assistant Store Managers (there are two) was transferred to another city. He was my favorite. [...]

The recent whale on woman violence at Sea World Orlando totally reminded me, in a craptastic way, of a time I saw the same thing happen. Well, ish. Picture it, San Diego, nineteen hundred and ninety three, my womb is ripe with life and my ankles are ripe with water and someone in my family [...]

Thanks to you guys, I won both “Best Overall Blog” and “Funniest Twitterer” in the RVA Internet Awards, sponsored by RVA News. I am thankful every day to have such great readers. For reals. Checkout the results here and be sure to sample some of the other nominated blogs. There are some great writers in [...]

I also launched a new blog today. What? Yeah. It’s where I’ve been. You say “Another damn mommyblog?” and I say… “Fuck Yeah, Motherhood!“ Pass It Along:

Well, 100 Bad Dates might be gone, but today I started a new column with my friends at RVA News and am really excited about it. Check it out! Off The Clock with The Checkout Girl Pass It Along: