The customer on the phone was describing a bouquet she needed me to make. She was already frustrated because, as she overexplained, her son was supposed to call and order the flowers for his own date. “I want them wrapped like a bridal bouquet,” she stated, firmly. “Can you be more specific?” I asked. As [...]
While I haven’t been at work, I HAVE been having LOADS of hilarious family time. Because there are no sick days from teenagers. Thankfully, my apples didn’t fall far from the sarcasm tree. Checkout what’s new over at fuckyeahmotherhood.com, won’t you? Pass It Along:
I’m way under the weather and not playing Checkout Girl until the end of the week. For now, you will have to settle for this week’s RVA News column, all about how much I hate facebook. Don’t worry, as much as I’m part of the problem, I am also willing to be part of the [...]
Before the store opens, the atmosphere is that of a carnival (not to be confused with Carnival, the sexysexy Brazilian festival (please note that those are pronounced “carniv-all” and “festiv-all”) or Carnivàle, the darkly creepy don’t-watch-it-at-night-if-you’re-home-alone HBO program) without the cotton candy or prizes. Plus, you have to make your own fun. This morning, I [...]
It’s Monday, which means it’s time for a new Off The Clock with The Checkout Girl over at RVA News. This week, I discuss that ca-ray-zay John Hughes tribute during the Academy Awards and pose the question “What the hell happened to the Brat Pack?” Check it out. Off The Clock Pass It Along:
