Dear Coworker: I’m sorry that I forgot to lock the bathroom door and you were forced to behold me in all my pooping glory. I’m doublesorry that you are a lesbian and my chubbymuffin will haunt you forever. In my defense, I had sushi for lunch. Sheepishly, TCG Dear Customers: There is nothing that chafes [...]

An elderly woman shuffled into my department on Saturday afternoon, while I was assdeep in a late shift and really feeling it. I pretty much ignored her, choosing to fill flower buckets and give the floor a quick sweep. After a few minutes, during which I didn’t see her appear interested in even one item, [...]

One of my pet peeves as a blog reader is when someone disappears for a while, then comes back with a “here’s where I’ve been” post. We don’t care where you’ve been, just resume blogging. That being said, this is sort of that. But not. Just go over to Fuck Yeah, Motherhood! and read it. [...]

In this week’s Off the Clock with The Checkout Girl, I discuss what is, arguably, the greatest sitcom of all time. I SAID “arguably”, duh! Head on over to RVA News and check it out! Off The Clock Pass It Along:

“Thank you for calling WhereIWork, may I help you?” “Yes. Thank you. I was in your store earlier today and bought chicken wings. I was helped by Sara. I know, because I didn’t like her right away and looked at her name tag so I would remember.” “Fantastic.” “Anyway, the wings are 12 for $4.99 [...]