About TCG

tomato11I grew up in a retail family and, after various career adventures (including professional sports and adult entertainment), am back to what feels most like home. I work at an upscale market selling expensive foods to people who can afford them. I also like to tell stories. I am a saucy tomato, and I know what you buy, so watch yourselves.

I write my adventures in parenting at Fuck Yeah, Motherhood!, the series “100 Bad Dates” and the column “Off The Clock” for RVA News, and the advice column “Ask The Checkout Girl” for Belle Magazine, a Style Weekly publication.

Got something to say? Email me at thecheckoutgirl@thecheckoutgirl.net!

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