Comments on: Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?

By: There’s No Discount For Agreeing With Me But This Stuff Is Already Free So Shut Yer Complain Hole | The Checkout Girl

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:22:53 +0000

[...] Learnin’: As you may or may not remember, it was suggested to me, by a mean ol’ Judge, that I attend a driver’s education [...]

By: PeteP

PeteP — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:19:06 +0000

Take it online. Trust me, you don’t want to wast that much time.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:56:39 +0000

Tried… a lot, but couldn’t finish the Eggers book.Tell me its worth finishing…. and I’ll loan you his novel. Did some time at driving school last year, the videos were worth the price of admission. The best part of court was the guy that was there for a failure to stop infraction , but later killed his girlfriend because she got pissed that he wrecked her car. I will avoid traffic court at any cost in the future.

By: Straw

Straw — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:27:08 +0000

The one time I went to court for speeding, I remember this German guy tried to convince the judge that he was going over 100 mph because he forgot he was in an American car and thought it was kilometers per hour. The judge drolly commented that he should have realized his mistake when he blew past everyone else on the highway.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:02:30 +0000

I’ve been to traffic school twice (yes, twice) and it was *awesome* each time. During one of my stints in traffic school I met a model with the longest toe nails ever. Like ever, for serious. Think inch long fake, acrylic fingernails, but on your toes. She had landed in traffic school because she had failed to stop at a stop sign. Apparently the long toe nails I had been checking out were the reason for her traffic infraction. She had booked a photo shoot that required her to have long toe nails (what kind of photo shoot would require this? I didn’t ask, she didn’t say). The day she was stopped by Hampton’s finest she was on her way home from the nail salon. She said she tried to explain her situation to the police officer but he was not sympathetic to her plight and gave her a ticket (shocking!). I have no doubt that she was actually a model because she only drank water at lunchtime and then copied my answers when test time rolled around.