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		<title>Mamas Don&#8217;t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Mamas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, Pregzilla handed me an envelope. &#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221; &#8220;Just open it.&#8221; It was a baby shower invitation. I was touched. I even hugged her. &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to come if you don&#8217;t want. I mean, it&#8217;s on a Friday at two in the afternoon. So, you know, it&#8217;s no big deal. There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unprotected Sex-&gt; Conception-&gt; Zygote-&gt; Embryo-&gt; Fetus-&gt; Baby = Way To Finally Follow Through On Something!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boss: &#8220;Why are the &#8216;New Baby&#8217; cards filed under &#8216;Sympathy&#8217;?&#8221; Me: *raises eyebrow* Boss: &#8220;Every time I start a conversation with you, I immediately regret it.&#8221; *pic borrowed from whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff White People Like</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My coworker who loves Jesus, white people, and being not smart couldn&#8217;t figure out how our Assistant Manager&#8217;s wife is pregnant with his third child, but her first. &#8220;Is this a riddle?&#8221; she asked, completely befuddled. Yes. The riddle is how you make more money than I do.]]></description>
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		<title>Double-Blink, Little Friday Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My customers are cross today. Example #1&#8230; me: &#8220;Hi. May I help you?&#8221; female customer: &#8220;Yes. I don&#8217;t like any of these flowers.&#8221; me: *blinkblink* her, with an expectant look: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; me: &#8220;Annnnnd, how can I help you with that?&#8221; her: &#8220;I guess you can&#8217;t&#8221; and walks away. Example #2&#8230; female customer: &#8220;EXCUSE ME!&#8221; me: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TCG: The Musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been mulling over the fact that The French Me is having her book turned into a musical. A MUSICAL? But *I* love musicals! Can you think of anything more perfect than a Broadway-style show set in a grocery store and based on the adventures of The Checkout Girl? Probably yes, but I still think [...]]]></description>
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