Friday, March 12th, 2010
Dear Strippers: You Will Be Getting Coins In Your Slot Until My Book Deal Comes Through. I’ll Try To Warm Them In My Hand First. Sorry. Sexy Love, TCG
I finally caught the carrot that has been dangled in front of me for almost a year (though they might have had better luck using a Taco Supreme or a picture of Clive Owen, but whatever): I got a raise.
I was really excited when the boss told me. Mostly because of how excited she was. [...]

