<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The Checkout Girl &#187; current events</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/category/current-events/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net</link>
	<description>an ordinary girl's adventures in retail</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:26:21 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Have A Nice Day</title>
		<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/have-a-nice-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/have-a-nice-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 03:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thecheckoutgirl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reality bytes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/?p=2045</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An elderly woman shuffled into my department on Saturday afternoon, while I was assdeep in a late shift and really feeling it. I pretty much ignored her, choosing to fill flower buckets and give the floor a quick sweep. After a few minutes, during which I didn&#8217;t see her appear interested in even one item, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/have-a-nice-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Nuts Crackers Sweet -or- Rich White People Is Crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/the-nuts-crackers-sweet-or-rich-white-people-is-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/the-nuts-crackers-sweet-or-rich-white-people-is-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 03:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thecheckoutgirl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/?p=2013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw a female customer standing just a few feet from me, doing a strange little shuffle. I thought it might be the potty dance, with which I am intimately acquainted and frequently practice. I moved a bit closer, pretending to tend to some plants near her. &#8220;Good morning. Can I help you find something?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/the-nuts-crackers-sweet-or-rich-white-people-is-crazy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Am Big! It&#8217;s The Pictures That Got Small.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/i-am-big-its-the-pictures-that-got-small/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/i-am-big-its-the-pictures-that-got-small/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thecheckoutgirl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/?p=2004</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I heard a smashing sound and looked up just in time to see a female customer scurrying away from the scene of the crime. My Assistant Manager must have heard it, too, because he met me at the mess. I knelt down to where a pot was shattered on the floor and the three plants [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/i-am-big-its-the-pictures-that-got-small/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Yes, We Have No Bananas. Well, He Says He Does But It&#8217;s Likely Just His Penis.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/yes-we-have-no-bananas-well-he-says-he-does-but-be-careful-because-its-likely-just-his-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/yes-we-have-no-bananas-well-he-says-he-does-but-be-careful-because-its-likely-just-his-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 04:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thecheckoutgirl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/?p=1987</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Surprise! My special coworker is a chronic masturbator! Well, he&#8217;s also awesomely savant-y about days of the week (any date in the history of, well, history, he can tell you what day of the week that it fell on) but, yeah, he enjoys the hand jive at work and it freaks my beans. Not so [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/yes-we-have-no-bananas-well-he-says-he-does-but-be-careful-because-its-likely-just-his-penis/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>You Can Only Call Them &#8220;Secretaries&#8221; If You Are Suddenly Transported Back To 1963. Or Are A Character On Mad Men. Or Not A Dick.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/you-can-only-call-them-secretaries-if-you-are-suddenly-transported-back-to-1963-or-are-a-character-on-mad-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/you-can-only-call-them-secretaries-if-you-are-suddenly-transported-back-to-1963-or-are-a-character-on-mad-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 03:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thecheckoutgirl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/?p=1955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man came in today to buy something for Administrative Professional&#8217;s Day, which I&#8217;m pretty sure was yesterday. He was a typical middle aged man in a button-up and slacks. He huffed as he talked, effectively conveying his annoyance with the fact that I was not adept at reading his mind. He explained that he [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecheckoutgirl.net/you-can-only-call-them-secretaries-if-you-are-suddenly-transported-back-to-1963-or-are-a-character-on-mad-men/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

