www.toothpastefordinner.com A coworker of mine, with whom I’m fairly close, is in some legal trouble. In fact, a lot of legal trouble. Like killing somebody legal trouble. As with most things in life, it’s complicated. As with most things in the store, the jibbah-jabbahs that I work with are all over it. I was in [...]

While I haven’t been at work, I HAVE been having LOADS of hilarious family time. Because there are no sick days from teenagers. Thankfully, my apples didn’t fall far from the sarcasm tree. Checkout what’s new over at fuckyeahmotherhood.com, won’t you?

Before the store opens, the atmosphere is that of a carnival (not to be confused with Carnival, the sexysexy Brazilian festival (please note that those are pronounced “carniv-all” and “festiv-all”) or Carnivàle, the darkly creepy don’t-watch-it-at-night-if-you’re-home-alone HBO program) without the cotton candy or prizes. Plus, you have to make your own fun. This morning, I [...]

I finally caught the carrot that has been dangled in front of me for almost a year (though they might have had better luck using a Taco Supreme or a picture of Clive Owen, but whatever): I got a raise. I was really excited when the boss told me. Mostly because of how excited she [...]

A few days ago, Pregzilla handed me an envelope. “What’s this?” “Just open it.” It was a baby shower invitation. I was touched. I even hugged her. “You don’t have to come if you don’t want. I mean, it’s on a Friday at two in the afternoon. So, you know, it’s no big deal. There [...]