Saturday, March 6th, 2010
Pretty Sure That Costs Extra
“Did you see that girl’s boots? I’d let her step on my private parts all night long.” – coworker, who is in his 60′s
Entries Tagged as 'overheard'
Thursday, October 15th, 2009
In Praise Of No-Talent Ass Clowns
coworker and I walk by just as Pregzilla, who is talking to a manager, says: “…I was so mad.” coworker, to ‘zilla: “why? did you realize that your fetus is already smarter than you?” customer, to coworker: “this sign says these apples are organic, but the stickers on the apples don’t.” coworker: “oh! yeah, this [...]
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
When Willful Daughters Grow Up To Be Checkout Girls
I was raised in retail and there is one lesson that was drilled into me from a very early age: Never Argue With The Customer. My dad had to repeat this lesson almost daily, as I am contrary. When I was speaking with someone, I was aware that he was watching me, nervously, hoping my [...]
Friday, February 13th, 2009
Love, Krazy Kustomer Style
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I had a hundred years and a hundred beers! Gems overheard in my department today: * “I despise my mother, but, because I am a good person, I am buying her flowers.” * “My wife is 68. What kind of flowers do nasty old ladies like?” * Into [...]
