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		<title>Have A Nice Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 03:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly woman shuffled into my department on Saturday afternoon, while I was assdeep in a late shift and really feeling it. I pretty much ignored her, choosing to fill flower buckets and give the floor a quick sweep. After a few minutes, during which I didn&#8217;t see her appear interested in even one item, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Makin&#8217; Millions, One Wing At A Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 03:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Thank you for calling WhereIWork, may I help you?&#8221; &#8220;Yes. Thank you. I was in your store earlier today and bought chicken wings. I was helped by Sara. I know, because I didn&#8217;t like her right away and looked at her name tag so I would remember.&#8221; &#8220;Fantastic.&#8221; &#8220;Anyway, the wings are 12 for $4.99 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Accentuate The Pause-itive</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was ordering a gift basket&#8230; Me: &#8220;When do you want to come back and pick it up?&#8221; Her: &#8220;Pick it up? No, I want to wait for it. Can&#8217;t I just stand here and wait for it?&#8221; Me: &#8230; Her: &#8220;Should I wait for it?&#8221; Me: &#8230; Her: &#8220;I could come back, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like Jodie Foster In The Accused, I Have The Choice Between Struggling Or Just Lying Back On The Pinball Machine. Either Way, It&#8217;s Happening To Me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her: Do you have cut hydrangea? Me: No, I&#8217;m sorry. Her: So, you&#8217;re out, then? Me: No, we don&#8217;t carry it at all. Her: You do. I buy it every week. Me: Oh. What? No. No, I&#8217;ve been here two years and we&#8217;ve only received it a few times. It&#8217;s not something that we stock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yesterday Is History, Tomorrow Is A Mystery, Today I Managed To Not Get Fired.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 03:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The customer on the phone was describing a bouquet she needed me to make. She was already frustrated because, as she overexplained, her son was supposed to call and order the flowers for his own date. &#8220;I want them wrapped like a bridal bouquet,&#8221; she stated, firmly. &#8220;Can you be more specific?&#8221; I asked. As [...]]]></description>
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