Wednesday, February 25th, 2009...1:51 pm

From The Desk Of The Checkout Girl

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Dear Customer,
While the small plant you just chose as a “teacher appreciation” gift *is* cute, I’ve met your children; my professional opinion is that you should also visit the wine department.
Helpfully,
TCG

Dear Boss,
No, no, it is TOTALLY helpful when you stand there and point at the giant pile of work I need to do without ever putting down your cup of coffee. However, I think you should be on your way before a terrible “accident” unites the coffee and your crotch.
Never Too Busy To Keep It Real,
TCG

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