Tuesday, February 24th, 2009...1:03 pm
Hint: It’s Your Pillow
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Dear Coworkers,
It’s my fault, really. I mean, I should know better than to take a vacation day and leave you to your own devices. Still, whichever one of you used *my* broom and *my* dustpan to clean up vomit and then left it for me to discover by sweeping barf all over my floor and then, horrified, tripping over the still-full dustpan, well, rest assured that I will find you and you will be given a good scolding. Also, I may or may not vomit on something of yours when you are not around. It’s not that I want to, but the universe demands it.
Yours In Karma,
TheCheckoutGirl
2 Comments
February 24th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Ew! That is so gross! My broom and dustpan get used (and never put back) while I am not at work, but NEVER to sweep up barf! That is just wrong.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Back in the good old days, the methylated sawdust used on the floor of grocery stores would soak stuff like that up like a charm.
No wonder we have sunk to this.
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