Tuesday, March 9th, 2010...11:39 pm
I’m Not Sure Where Conservatives Stand On This
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me, dispensing slightly uncomfortable moments. and fish for $.10, apparently.
Me: “Why are you mad?”
Male Coworker: “I’m not.”
Me: “Are you sure?”
Male Coworker: “Yes.”
Me: “Are we still work married?”
Male Coworker: *sigh* “Yes.”
Me: “Do you still find me work attractive?”
Male Coworker: “You know I’m gay, right?”
Me: “Yes, but you aren’t WORK gay!”
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March 10th, 2010 at 9:26 am
awww, he’s your work gay husband!!! a friend of ours (i can’t name her cuz she gets mad) has a gay boyfriend, a gay husband, and a gay lover. i think i need at least one of those. can i borrow yours?
March 10th, 2010 at 10:37 am
This is hillarious – really reminds me of why I loved working out of the home…. running a home-based business just doesn’t leave much room for a “work husband”… my “real husband” would probably not like it much if I found myself one – even if he was gay :p
March 10th, 2010 at 11:43 am
I had my real wife and work wife at lunch with me together once. They thought it was cute. I felt like I was getting shortchanged.
March 10th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
One of these days, one girl is going to have to explain to me why girls desire gay friends more than they do designer handbags and nice shoes.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:50 am
I was once told that I was just fine for work-related flirting, but probably wouldn’t be noticed in a bar. This was also from a gay coworker. I guess that makes me work gay.
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