Dear Lady in the Floor-Length Fur Coat,

Did you *really* think I wouldn’t drop everything to quibble with you over a one dollar pricing discrepancy? Well, your mistake. You obviously don’t know me very well. Why, then, did I give you the dollar, anyway? I thought you might need it to acquire more animal skins to cover your own wrinkly mess.

Warmly,

TheCheckoutGirl

Dear Customer Who Called Me on Your Cell Phone From Inside the Store to Say You Weren’t Being Helped Quickly Enough,

Actually, I was headed over to help you when I was CALLED TO THE FUCKING PHONE! Is that blowing your mind? Thought it would.

Merriest of Christmases,

TheCheckoutGirl