Wednesday, February 11th, 2009...9:56 pm
My Secret Identity
Lately, I have been thinking a lot about my secret identity as TheCheckoutGirl and how it relates to my other my other, “real” identity. You know, the one listed on my name tag. That’s right, junior detectives, I wear a name tag. Another piece of the puzzle falls into place!
The truth is, were someone to be terribly determined, it wouldn’t be difficult to discover who I am. First, I talk exactly like I write. Anyone who was a regular reader and paid even the slightest bit of attention, plus bothered to have a three minute conversation with me, would know me without any trouble. Second, several people know my real name, as I wasn’t at all secretive when I started this blog. I guess if you know who to ask, and I have maybe made them angry recently, you could know *lots* of things about me. Finally, there are really only so many people I could be. Richmond is a small town, especially when you are trying to keep a secret.
Of course, TCG is not the first faux persona I have worn in my life. Naturally, I used a classy fake name in my previous, “adult” profession. Sadly, I didn’t use the tried and true “childhood pet’s name + name of street you grew up on = porn star name” method. I wasn’t even aware of its brilliance at the time. No, *that* name was gifted to me by another girl in the profession. Still, it performed its function, which was to keep from people knowing my real name.
Oddly enough, the two jobs, and personas, cross paths from time to time. When at work, every now and then someone will look at me with that “Where do I know her from?” look on their face. When that happens, I am sure my panic is visible. What I am thinking at exactly that moment is this, “Jesus, have they seen me naked or have they read my blog?”
For now, though, I ain’t skeered. Even if someone were to discover who I am, what is the worst that could happen? They would tell on me? To whom? And what would happen from there? I guess the worst-case scenario is that I would have to retire TheCheckoutGirl and develop a different (but still just as sassy) persona and keep on truckin’ in a different incarnation. I promise you that, one way or another, I am sticking around.
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Twitter: homesliceva
February 11th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
i thought about you yesterday as i wandered the expensive, upscale market near my neighborhood and wondered if the “flower girl” was somewhere around
February 11th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Not knowing who you really are is half the fun. I’m not sure I want to know who you are.
(Ok, so part of me does, but not enough to go all stalker trying to figure it out)
Anyhow, love the blog and the twitter posts. They definitely give me a laugh during the day.
February 12th, 2009 at 5:52 am
I just go to a different grocery store every weekday and sit on the chair outside of the bathroom for an hour, updating my Twitter feed.
February 12th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I love TCG! And you’re right, what’s the worst that could happen if someone unmasked you? You’re not naming names or being super-detaily so anyone who has a problem with that should help themselves to a steaming bowl of STFU.
By the by, my porn name would be Sketty Newbrook. That sounds more semi-professional bowler than sexpot.
February 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I’ve started and deleted 6+ blogs since January because I’m trying to keep my habits/shananigans seperate from the cube trolls at work… Just curious, how did you get into the “adult” profession?
February 12th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I always thought “Buck Naked” would make a killer porn name.
February 12th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Actually, I have a blog in the works to tell *that* story, as well. I’ll let you know.
February 14th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Any chance you can link to that 2nd profession footage?
February 14th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
yes.
Twitter: homesliceva
February 16th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
ewww, that’s a bit creepy. you’ll have to change to “nakedcheckoutgirl.net”.
February 17th, 2009 at 7:48 am
I assume that by “creepy”, you mean “sexysexyyumyum”, so thanks. don’t worry, this is not *that* kind of site.
not for free, anyway.
February 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I had a pretty sassy-sounding flower girl at Whole Foods on V-Day… she made a damn fine looking bouquet for me. I wonder if that was you?
February 20th, 2009 at 7:03 am
is that so?
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