Wednesday, March 17th, 2010...8:41 pm
Oh, Hey, Ke$ha, Xtina and Avril Were Not Showering Long Before You Were Not Showering So Respect The Trailblazers, Okay?
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Before the store opens, the atmosphere is that of a carnival (not to be confused with Carnival, the sexysexy Brazilian festival (please note that those are pronounced “carniv-all” and “festiv-all”) or Carnivàle, the darkly creepy don’t-watch-it-at-night-if-you’re-home-alone HBO program) without the cotton candy or prizes. Plus, you have to make your own fun.
This morning, I was being completely annoying to my coworker who, like a jerk, got annoyed.
Me: Gawd! Don’t be mad.
Him, not mad: I’m not mad.
Me, spinning in circles: DOOOOOOONNNNNN’T BEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAD.
Him, still not mad: I’m not mad.
Me, leaning too close: DON’T! BE! MAD!
Him, totally mad: I’M! NOT! MAD!
Me, hopeful: Dance party?
Him, with a big sigh: Dance party.
Then I sang this…
4 Comments
March 18th, 2010 at 8:12 am
I TOTALLY do this kinda of stuff all of the time. And, I love Ke$ha–lol. I just read that ‘Ke$ha is the WWE version of Lady Gaga.’ True
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Twitter: L8enough
March 18th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Okay so that was my first introduction to Ke$ha (yes, it took me a minute to search for the dollar sign). Is she friends with Justin Bieber because I am going to Google him in a minute. (Seriously. I am.)
My dance party would’ve been C&C Music Factory.
And I’m almost okay with that.
Twitter: pattypunker
March 21st, 2010 at 10:15 pm
go ‘head get down checkout girl.
Twitter: QueenofShake
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Ke$ha has a speech impediment. She obviously can’t say ‘teeth’, but pronounces the ‘th’ with an ‘f’ instead. This probably explains her problem with $pelling too.
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