Friday, February 27th, 2009...2:18 pm

Postcards From The Edge

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Dear Customer,
I saw you stuffing your face at the temporarily unmanned free sample station. Believe it or not, it’s not self-serve. The fact that the food was all sealed up *could* have been a clue. I realize this is probably confusing after all of the time you have spent at Golden Corral.
Yours in the Pursuit of Etiquette,
TCG

Dear Coworker,
Judging by the amount of time you have to chat with your friends, along with the hobby you seem to have developed of watching me work, I think I might like to have your job. Please let me know if you should ever decide to vacate it, as my ass hasn’t had a good picking in years.
Insincerely,
TCG

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