See n’ Say

Thursday, September 24th, 2009...2:30 pm

Dear Customer,
No, you’re right, aisle four is the *perfect* place to have a cell phone convo wherein you discuss your birth control methods in detail. For making me picture your fat ass humping, you should pay reparations to my soul.
Limply,
TCG

Dear New Coworker,
The girl you are replacing is a drug addict with a fondness for vomiting and crying while on the clock. I really hope you can bring the dramz, because you’ve got big, barfy shoes to fill.
Optimistically,
TCG

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Cincy
September 24th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

I adore you.
Liz
September 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

I second that. With the adoration.
Cranky shopper
September 25th, 2009 at 5:21 am

I’ve wanted to ask one of the hands-free ranters who are conversing & gesticulating wildly in the check-out line if they have taken their meds today.

Or tell them: “Buddy, we don’t care and we don’t want to hear about it!”
thecheckoutgirl
September 26th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Cincy & Liz-
thanks a mil. adoration, returned!
TheMatter
September 27th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

In a weird way your posts make me want to come work with you, not that we’d be very productive, because we would just rip on people all day. That and we could provide each other with alibis in the even a customer should suffer and unfortunate accident, or get punched in the face.
homeslice
Twitter: homesliceva

September 27th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

hey there girlfriend. i need a job. are you hiring?
Blondie
September 27th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Ok, EASY solution. Just start spiking new coworker’s coffee with crystal meth. Then she’ll get addicted, then take the coffee/meth away from her. Drama will ensue.