Tuesday, December 29th, 2009...8:21 pm
Strong To The Finish
This week I’m training a new Assistant Manager for another location. Hooray! You know what I totally DO have time for in the week between Christmas and New Year’s? Babysitting. Especially when it’s another turd that they fished from the seemingly bottomless potty labeled “People Qualified To Make Twice As Much Money As TCG”. This shiny gem came from the restaurant biz, as did the two I trained before her. Oh, yeah, this is a regular thing because, you know, I am the best. Anyway, let me tell you, a grocery store is NOT a restaurant and I sure as hell don’t have the word “serve” anywhere in my title so when you tell me “Oh, I’m sure I don’t need to know that because I’ll be the supervisor” I will tell you “You are going to be an Assistant Manager and IT IS YOUR JOB to know these things and do them when necessary”. Oh! Oh! Oh! Also! Also! Also, she said right in front of god and jesus and everybody “Wow, you sell a lot of expensive and ugly shit here”. Big talk for someone who looks like the fuckchild of Popeye and Paula Poundstone.
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December 29th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
“This shiny gem came from the restaurant biz, as did the two I trained before her.”
So do you think H.R. will figure out that if they couldn’t cut it in the restaurant biz, they won’t make it in some other form of customer service?
You can teach operations but how do you teach nice?
Sounds like she’s got an attitude already.
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December 29th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
your job makes me drool with envy.
can you feel the sarcasm dripping on you yet?
December 30th, 2009 at 1:09 am
The image you’ve shared in that last sentence will stay with me until my dying day. I fear going to sleep tonight, it haunts me so. Just like the NSFAE link you shared earlier.
December 30th, 2009 at 1:35 am
I love it when teachers and homeless people have threesomes with me.
December 30th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Maybe she’ll supervise her way back into the restauraunt business.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
FUCKCHILD.
Is it too late to submit this for Merriam-Webster’s New Words of 2009? I’m totally prepared to write a strongly-worded letter in support of its being added.
December 31st, 2009 at 8:17 am
Oh, you’re so colorful!
January 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Jennifer-
FUCKCHILD is yours to use. I know I can trust you to do so with all of the judgment and malevolence it deserves.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:31 pm
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