Tuesday, January 5th, 2010...8:43 pm
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My coworker who loves Jesus, white people, and being not smart couldn’t figure out how our Assistant Manager’s wife is pregnant with his third child, but her first.
“Is this a riddle?” she asked, completely befuddled.
Yes. The riddle is how you make more money than I do.
16 Comments
January 5th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
ouch that just hurts my head!! lol
Twitter: homesliceva
January 5th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
blink blink indeed. wow.
January 5th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Yep, an example the anti thesis of surrounding yourself with “smart” people. Surrounding yourself with dumbasses who cannot threaten your job if you are the manager. Still, you realize this person has the potential to become your boss…. Blink indeed….
Twitter: MFA_Mama
January 5th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Gawd…I’d laugh if I wasn’t THISCLOSE to crying…
January 6th, 2010 at 12:40 am
please tell me this ended in a big *slap*.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:08 am
I’m with homeslice on that one. *blink blink blink* Have to wonder how she’s able to respirate on her own.
January 6th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Sorta makes you wonder why Eugenics was a bad idea…
January 6th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Your co-worker sounds the the perfect candidate for the motherhood of his fourth child and her first.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Ask her if she knows the words to “I’m My Own Grandpaw”.
January 6th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
you missed an excellent opportunity to explain how cloning factored into that family.
how do you know she’s making more money then you?
January 6th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
I hope she rides the bus to work.
January 6th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
I think I may have worked with this woman!
January 7th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Oh Baby Jesus – it must be a miracle – this guy got 2 kids even before his wife got pregnant?
By any chance is his name Joseph?
(I’m good with riddles you know)
January 7th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I am sorry that you are surrounded by imbeciles but it makes for funny writing so THANK YOU.
January 7th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I wish more people had good old fashioned American values like hers. Just think–her values are SO STRONG that she doesn’t get mad when she hears about this sort of thing–she is SO PURE that she doesn’t even know what they’re talking about! It doesn’t even cross her mind! Praise Jesus.
Twitter: MarinkaNYC
January 9th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
I love this.
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