Sunday, September 27th, 2009...9:47 pm
TCG Is *So* Hollywood
The crazy pregnant lady with the now plum-sized tumor-of-life just keeps getting classier. Standing near where she was ringing up a customer, I heard a small child’s voice say, “Why are you so fat?”
“Because I’m having a baby,” she answered, apparently convinced that it was true.
“Well, where is the baby?” the child asked.
“Right here,” I heard her answer, and had to turn to see which part of her corpulent frame she was blaming on the poor, innocent fetus (when researching the current size of the baby, stumbled on a link that said “11 weeks pregnant? congratulations, your baby is now officially a fetus!” yes! congratulations!).
What I got was an eyeful of her, with her shirt lifted, showing lots of flesh and the bottom of her bra to an unsuspecting four-ish year old boy while the child’s mother hurried him out the door.
Why isn’t my life a television show?
11 Comments
September 27th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Oh boy. You know I love the preg stories. Nothing like a good visual assault to spice up the day. Score.
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September 27th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
good god. she needs to work at walmart so i get all my “claw eyes out with bare hands” moments in one place.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:24 am
did you see the incision scars from when the fetus was inserted?
September 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Ew, mental picture.
September 28th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Oh dear god.. that is something I could have gone without hearing about lol. Although I guess having to see it must be so much fun!
September 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
You life *COULD* be a television show. I have a HD camcorder. That’s all I’m saying.
Let’s do this.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I’m telling you I want to come work with you… these people are priceless!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Oh my, she sounds precious.
Hilarious – so glad I stumbled upon your blog!
October 8th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
lester -
In her brain? No, her hair covers it. You and I both know it’s there, though.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Blondie -
YOU GUYS! THIS LADY COINED “PREGZILLA”! SHE IS ALSO HILARIOUS! <3<3<3
October 8th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
RainyDay -
Thanks for the nice comment. Yes, let’s go with “precious”.
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